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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 04:42

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
If a female has XX chromosomes and a male has XY chromosomes, what chromosomes do transgenders have?
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
2 Popular Dividend Stocks I Wouldn't Touch With A 10-Foot Pole - Seeking Alpha
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
No way
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Can you wash a dog with washing liquid used for humans?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
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Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why electricity prices are surging for U.S. households - MSN
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
5-Day Workout Plan That Melts Belly Fat for Men Over 50, Trainer Says - Eat This Not That
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What is something you saw while on an airplane that you couldn't believe?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
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Then came..
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Is the Las Vegas Grand Prix considered one of the "premier events on the Formula 1 calendar?"